A Guy Thing

I believe that the same revulsion which exists between vampires and garlic must exist between male humans and toilet seats.That has to be the explanation. It must burn their hands if they touch it. My boys will not lift the seat to pee if their lives depended on it. Then, if I ask if they were the ones who got the seat wet; they deny having anything to do with it. If you look into their eyes, they seem genuinly bewildered at how I could make such an accusation.