I'm going trick-or-treatin' today dressed up as a student. So, I'll just go in jeans, sneakers and a T-shirt. I don't have to take anything with me becuse I'll be the real traditional student. The one who forgot to take a pen or pencil, let alone an eraser. I forgot my books on the bus and I didn't do my homework. I wonder if anyone will be able to tell what I am. I can make it easier for them by saying What? when someone asks me a question or I can just not follow instructions and ask What do I have to do? after someone has explained something to me.
Amos said he's going as Cher. I suppose that could be another hint.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
Amos the Sheep
This is just between you and me but I think Amos might be gay. First, he's pink. Second, he's always way too happy. I'm not judging, I'm just stating a fact. All I want is for him to live a happy, healthy life. I don't know if he's come out of the closet yet though, because he's never introduced me to any of his friends. Please, nobody mention any of this to him. I'm just telling you all because you're my friends and I know you can be trusted. Since, he can't read, he won't know I know. I know for a fact he can't read because I've asked him to before and he really just couldn't make it past the " I ".
I'll just have to wait for him to tell me. We've known each other so long, I really don't know why he hasn't trusted me with this information yet. If he ever does learn to read though, and reads this post, then he'll see I told and he may be very upset and might never confide in me with anything. But he's always so happy, he won't get mad, will he? What do you think? No, no, I don't think so. Just look at his face...such a dear little thing. Plus, I adopted him. You wouldn't get angry at your adopted mother just for seeing the real you, would you? No, no he won't get upset.
Well, I better go pet him and give him some grass. Just to be on his good side.
I'll just have to wait for him to tell me. We've known each other so long, I really don't know why he hasn't trusted me with this information yet. If he ever does learn to read though, and reads this post, then he'll see I told and he may be very upset and might never confide in me with anything. But he's always so happy, he won't get mad, will he? What do you think? No, no, I don't think so. Just look at his face...such a dear little thing. Plus, I adopted him. You wouldn't get angry at your adopted mother just for seeing the real you, would you? No, no he won't get upset.
Well, I better go pet him and give him some grass. Just to be on his good side.
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Heat
Am positively certain life without air-conditioning or humongous fans would be unbearable. Unless, that is, we could walk around the way we were born which might not be a pretty sight for most people.
Also discovered it's possible to produce large amounts of perspiration just by sitting and doing absolutely nothing.
One more thing, I have come to believe in spontaneous combustion.
Also discovered it's possible to produce large amounts of perspiration just by sitting and doing absolutely nothing.
One more thing, I have come to believe in spontaneous combustion.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
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