Amos the Sheep

This is just between you and me but I think Amos might be gay. First, he's pink. Second, he's always way too happy. I'm not judging, I'm just stating a fact. All I want is for him to live a happy, healthy life. I don't know if he's come out of the closet yet though, because he's never introduced me to any of his friends. Please, nobody mention any of this to him. I'm just telling you all because you're my friends and I know you can be trusted. Since, he can't read, he won't know I know. I know for a fact he can't read because I've asked him to before and he really just couldn't make it past the " I ".
I'll just have to wait for him to tell me. We've known each other so long, I really don't know why he hasn't trusted me with this information yet. If he ever does learn to read though, and reads this post, then he'll see I told and he may be very upset and might never confide in me with anything. But he's always so happy, he won't get mad, will he? What do you think? No, no, I don't think so. Just look at his face...such a dear little thing. Plus, I adopted him. You wouldn't get angry at your adopted mother just for seeing the real you, would you? No, no he won't get upset.
Well, I better go pet him and give him some grass. Just to be on his good side.